by titan.stan February 26, 2022
Get the smiling titanmug. The most depressing show you'll ever watch. Don't get attached to any of the characters because Isayama hates us all.
Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Basically giant naked people overrun the civillazation and mankind is kinda going extinct but this dumb hot bitch eren decided hes gonna kill all the titans himself because his hot mom died, even though he's weak as hell and Mikasa actually just kills everyone for him. Mf was on the brink of death more times than Levi caressed his Windex bottle.
Person 1: Have you heard of Attack on Titan?
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?
Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
Person 2: Is it that show where all your favorite characters die?
Person 1: Eh, specify.
Person 2: Bitch gets friendzoned by her brother?
Person 1: BITCH SPECIFY!
Person 2: Short mf cheats on weave man with bottle of windex
Person 1: That's the one.
by MistySprinkl3r September 12, 2021
Get the Attack on Titanmug. When you sit on the horn of a unicorn anally. Then open your arms up wide (creating the wings) while the theme song from titanic plays. Extra kicker is if you finish on the chest creating the heart of the ocean.
by The Big Heathen November 29, 2021
Get the titanic PEGasusmug. When you teabag someone in Titanfall. Can be titan-on-human, human-on-titan, or titan-on-titan. Human-on-human teabagging is frowned upon, because it's not sufficiently epic. Spelled with either a space or a hyphen, because titanbag looks like tit-an-bag, which sounds like a sex thing.
Me: "I'm going to kick the shit out of you in Titanfall, scrub."
UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."
UPS Billy: "I'm going to titan bag you every chance I get."
by F0r Aiur February 7, 2014
Get the titan bagmug. by blob07 January 25, 2022
Get the tech titanmug. Person 1: “I love attack on titan!”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”
Person 2: “Whats your favourite character from this anime?”
Person 3: “Mine is Renier from Season 4 because he is HOT”
Person 1: “Damn right he is.”
by rainbowbarfs March 11, 2023
Get the Attack on Titanmug. When you think your 1st date is actually going somewhere, but all you do is break the ice & then sink.
My blind date was going really well. We were hitting it off great, but then I said something stupid & she'll never call again. Turns out it was just a Titanic Date.
by Heindl November 9, 2012
Get the Titanic Datemug.