Tijuana Sushi

When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.

Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.

by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019

tijuana slurpee

a sexual act which involves a cup of mayo, a slurpee straw and a paper clip along with the option of including a small amount of gravy and a donkey

dam! jay gives one mean tijuana slurpee. and thats withouth gravy!

by stick09 August 9, 2009

Tijuana firehose

Set a girls boobs on fire, then titty fu*k her while peeing

Im going to to give this hoodrat a "Tijuana firehose "!!

by Illanoize March 23, 2021

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

Tijuana rumbler

Slang for a Mexican transvestite. Much of the Tijuana female population look like the men, making it very difficult to spot transvestites. In many instances men engaged in anal sex with a Tijuana woman get a little surprise when she lets out a low, raspy moan (rumble), because in fact she is really a man. Sometimes this is the only way to tell. The real women actually squeal instead.

Used in a sentence - "I was in Tijuana last weekend screwing this whore who turned out to be a Tijuana rumbler. Holy shit was I surprised!"

by Dark alley traveller March 5, 2010

tijuana stop

completely missing the stop sign and stoping half way passed it

“you passed the stop” “tijuana stop..”

by sillylex June 7, 2018

Tijuana Mudslide

a shart, esp. a badly timed one.

Got myself all cleaned up and ready to go back to the party, then I got hit with a Tijuana mudslide. Welp, I guess no blowjobs for me tonight!

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Damn, took me a long time to get my asshole clean again. Now to go back to the party and get Angelica to suck my dick!

*You sHit right back down come boy! I didn’t give you permission to leave.*

Bitch, I am done taking orders from a fucking taco. I don’t care how many Tijuana Mudslides you put down my pants. I’m getting my dick sucked. Fuck. You!

by thierrion July 21, 2022