porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009

Punching the Walrus

Originally a termed used to describe a torture technique where a female hostage was repeatedly punched in the genitals to force a confession. Current use of the term is political obfuscation through simple and often contradictory responses to questions that have only one answer.

"The text of the President's press release was full of open ended responses, that didn't even address the reporter's question, he was really punching the walrus on that one."

by Daddiopedia July 13, 2017

hockey walrus

An overweight hockey mom.

theres no room in the stands, there are too many hockey walruses watching the game.

by leonmktg October 17, 2022

coruna walrus

Another term for covid-19

Person a:Hey! Make sure to wear your mask you don't want to catch coruna walrus anytime soon.
Person b: Oh sorry! Almost forgot, thank you

by ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっI attac u February 15, 2021

Suicide walrus

A suicide walrus is where you put 2 pencils up your nose (looking like a walrus ) and you slam your head onto the table . This is usually referred to in a school or work situation. It is used as a joke when your have something difficult you have to do or something you don't want to do .

Guy 1 "I have 2 tests tomorrow "
Guy 2 "jeez man that's sucks balls "
Guy 1 " imma just do a suicide walrus "

by Bean_b_b June 28, 2022

makeout walrus

A huge makeout whore. Someone who likes to play tonsil hockey at the clerb

Did you see Lauren macking on that frat boy with the jew fro? What a makeout walrus!

by Tito lover March 10, 2014

icy walrus

The Fashion in which a male cums in a girls mouth and slightly hits her in the throat to make the cum come out of her nose thus looking like an icy walrus.

I gave that girl an icy walrus last night

by LongDrod8852 March 6, 2016