ninja trucker

a fucktastic trucker with all the skill of a ninja, like the abilty to kill you with a single honk.
"the ninja trucker set out to destroy all of the opposing fleets crew with a mxture of ti-chi and bad songs from the south
by Captain Pumperloaf October 28, 2008
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femme trucker

Females that dress with denim and a trucker cap, could be referred to as a lot lizard or trailer trash, accompanied by a Tall can of Natural Light and a pack of cheap cigarets. Suggested best to stay away even if desperate.
Tracy that lot lizard left her denim jacket at the bar again, and that hat makes her look like a femme trucker”
by Bilkson July 31, 2022
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Truckers widow

The wife (typically stay at home) of a non-local truck driver.
If said couple has children see also: Single mom
I was not prepared to be a Truckers Widow when we got married but then he got his CDL and went over the road.
by RawR425 December 13, 2022
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Trucker Butter

The slimy, wet residue, left on a toilet seat on a hot summer day, by a fat, greasy, sweaty trucker, after a big shit.
I used the toilet in Wal-Mart, slipped, and almost slid into the bowl, when I sat down on the seat greased with Trucker Butter.
by Earl! January 28, 2023
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Trucker Andy

Receiving a hand-job from your brother while operating a big rig.
Joe gave me a Trucker Andy to help me focus on the road.
by Dallydooley January 07, 2024
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Trucker cocaine

A newly adopted slang term for nicotine pouches as they are Farley potent next to vape or cigarettes and is just pouches that are a very suspicious white color and wake your ass up much like cocaine
Dude 1: yo are you going to be able to stay up for the rest of the drive with just a redbull you've been driving for 10 hours straight and we still got 5 more to go
Dude 2: hell yeah bro I've using that trucker cocaine for the last hour
Dude 1: say no more your set
by Dan the car guy April 14, 2022
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trucker douche

A trucker douche is a trucker pissing up your ass to douche( clean) you out
by Centralmecub January 24, 2015
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