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Silver Surfer

When someone tech decks they're erect dick around the room like a plane into an accepting vagina.
My dick's feeling very aerodynamic tonight, I'm going to give her the old silver surfer later.
by Doctorbotany July 27, 2021
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Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.
Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
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indie-surfer

A person that is edgy with a laid back, unrestrained outlook on his beliefs, looks like a surfer but has an indie outlook.. The combination of both.∆¶°°
He has an indie-surfer vibe.. He's pretty cool.
by cdawc February 24, 2015
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Rio Grande Surfer

A person from Mexico who is in the United States Illegaly
If Jose is stopped by the cops he could be deported for being a Rio Grande Surfer
by Charles Sm1th October 25, 2011
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Bleeding Surfer

A Hawaiian Pizza but with regular ham (instead of Canadian Bacon) and you add cut strawberries to it after it's cooked. Crazy delicious if made correctly. If you add the strawberries before you bake the pie it'll have too much moisture and come out a little gross.
Bryson: "Hey, Bro, we should make a hawaiian pizza!"

Andrew: "Alright, but only if we put some strawberries on it too!"

Bryson: "I wouldn't have it any other way! A Bleeding Surfer!"
by Dudemathias October 16, 2012
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body-surfer

1. A dude who "surfs" (either on the 'Net or at the beach) for cute chicks with great bodies.
2. A chick who offers her body to horny studs in exchange for their financial indulgences; she "rides the tide" (i.e., gleefully "glides on the crest" of her present lover's surplus savings) all the way into shore (i.e., to the point when the soft-skin-'n'-firm-flesh-craving dude's excess saving are eventually depleted by her wanton spending), then casually picks up her surfboard without even so much as a single backwards glance at her fiscally-attenuated ex-benefactor, and gracefully pirouettes off along the seashore of life in search of the next lonesome sucker sitting all by his lonesome on da beach of bachelorhood.
Financially-solvent hunks of any age should be wary of any hot chick who suddenly/unexpectedly comes onto him "with both barrels" and offers him a no-holds-barred good time, especially if he's not all that young or good-looking --- she may very likely just be a body-surfer.
by QuacksO May 10, 2018
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crowd surfer

Someone who goes along with what is popular within a given group of people regardless of their own personal standings in order for general social validation to be achieved.
Dude, that kid is such a crowd surfer.
How?
The group he hangs out with doesn't particularly like him, but he still just goes along with whatever they say. It seems like he just wants to fit in, but he's just going about it the wrong way
Oh yeah, that makes sense.
You wanna make out?
Oh boy do I!
by Bosco'sNutshack March 14, 2022
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