Charlie the snail

The best photoshop that was ever made that was in both science rooms while people made their speeches. People will never forgive the one who made the snail.

That photoshop is cool like Charlie the snail.

by Table maker November 19, 2019

wooly snail

super hairy slimy vagina

Mark was so drunk the other night he tried eating his sisters wooly snail.

by Thomas broadway December 06, 2022

Turbo Snail

When someone is notoriously slow but is trying extremely hard to go fast.

Person 1: Look i'm swimming so fast!

Person 2: No you aren't you Turbo Snail!

by BowlPlane January 18, 2023

Snail Backed

When a girl rides a mans spine and leaves a slime trail.

Kim says "Will you have sex with me Chris?"
Chris replies "No but you can ride my bumpy spine and get yours."
Kim answers "We Snail Backed last week, can't we do some missionary?"

by SWMO GTH May 20, 2015

Pink snail

Like a pink sock but the whole female reproductive system

“I queefed so hard I got a pink snail”

by Longdongduck01 February 10, 2019

hypnotized snail

when a dude uses a glow stick as a catheter rod in his dick in the dark

"I smoked to much weed and thought my dick could be a lightsaber but it looks like a hypnotized snail 🐌"

by Mrs.C.Baird August 31, 2023

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.

by Mora_bid666 February 08, 2019