faizan merchant

Indian man who uses “samajh me aaya “
After every sentence and doesn’t let anyone talk , definitely a man with a pure heart and is rich af😂

Mera naam faizan merchant “samjh me aaya “
Mai jain mai padta so “samajh me aaya”
Mai bada hoko full paise kamatoon “samajh me aaya”

by Faizan Merchant November 17, 2020

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT

BORIS PENALTY MERCHANT LIKES PENALTIES

by GAZLESSDJFHJ January 19, 2024

Merchant-posting

The art of posting sub luminally anti-Semitic memes on alt-right image forums for comedic effect. Merchant in this instance referring to people of Jewish descent. Often in threads that can go on quite extensively. The images typically try to obscure the profile of a large nose characteristic of the exaggerated caricature of a typical Jewish stereotype.

Oh man did you see that new post?

I did! Man these jokers just can't stop merchant-posting to save their lives!

by The__speaker_of__truth June 11, 2022

The Skull Merchant Treatment

The catastrophic art of obliterating something so thoroughly-so viciously-that not even the memory of it’s former shape survives

“Y’all see what they did to concord”
“Yeah that game straight got The Skull Merchant Treatment”

by Calcium Stool June 7, 2025

if-else merchant

A joking or mildly insulting way to describe a programmer who relies heavily on long chains of if / else statements instead of using better programming structures.

This codebase was clearly written by an if-else merchant — it’s just nested conditionals all the way down.

by ŠibucaNiggi November 5, 2025

Conclusion merchant

Negative term for a character (usually fictional) in which the only compelling part of their storyline is its conclusion. Popularized by the great minds hard at work in mediatok.

Guy 1 (awesome, full of life and vigor): Lelouche has W themes and philosophies but he's lowkey a conclusion merchant.
Guy 2 (moron narcissist, possibly evil too): Trying to categorize everything you enjoy like this is reductive and stupid.

by bippitybopman23 August 13, 2025

CP Merchant

Pirates who transport cargo pants, Cyberpunk 2077 fans, cheese pizza enjoyers, or term used for people who listen to Playboi Carti.

Person 1: Look at the CP Merchant listening to Carti.

Person 2: Yeah I bet that guy likes kids too lmao

Fatass bought a whole pizza for himself, must be a CP Merchant

by LoganLogger March 19, 2025