Horsefeather merchant

When you post a video, podcast or similar and mistakenly believe you are credible…when in reality you are an obvious charlatan.

Did you see that podcast Mo did? It was confidently nonsensical. What a horsefeather merchant.

by The real McGowan has stood up. June 12, 2024

Halfway Line Merchant

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

A Halfway Line Merchant is defined as someone who is a simp, a plonker and a person who doesn't know their ar** from their elbow.

Halway Line Merchant: Yeah that girl Stacy is an absolute Halway Line Merchant I heard she fell into a bush after one whiteclaw

by TTFDLC April 3, 2021

wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

Hailey merchant

stinky

hailey merchant is very pretty, but she’s stinky.

by ndbfisknfjfndnfnvn September 29, 2021

vibe merchants

Stores and restaurants that sell feel and status rather than the actual products

Boy1 - Heard the new joint has some good food!
Boy2 - Bunch of vibe merchants! Edgy folks go there for vibe, not for the food.

by trish_ January 11, 2023

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022

noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

by Big Grinder June 18, 2019