Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.
by Malbec June 26, 2017

someone with a depressing story, or a "debbie downer" to a happy setting-has brought their emo kit...
by christian82 May 27, 2007

A phrase used to describe the MG 08/15 Sentry kit in Battlefield 1, which gives a player significantly more armour when they pick it up, thereby making them a"Chunky Boy"
by _drummer December 9, 2018

A meaningless relationship between the ages of 12 and 15, in which you sit together at lunch and occasionally hold hands.
by Trench-Town August 21, 2009

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!
by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010

by Kenjifan369 November 20, 2021

by savethedinos November 10, 2021
