Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.

Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!

by Jequeese July 14, 2019

Doush Wack

When you know someone who displays mannerism of which could be called a doush while also acting like he/she lack complete knowledge in anything and inadvertantly cannot understand what is going on around them!

This lady changed her locks and has asked her manager of her apt to open it on multiple occassions. On the third occassion the manager says
Manager "you don't know where your keys are? I don't have a copy of them since you changed your locks"
Lady " Ummm, they might be in my house, but i have not checked the door yet but can assume its broken"
Manager "how do you asssume that when you cant even try without the keys"
Lady " I don't know, cant you open the door"
Manager "are you really that much of a doush wack?

by MCE4U March 6, 2010

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

mole wacked

Halo
using an empty rocket laucher as a club to beat down an opponet

HA HA You got mole wacked b!tch

by silent ray February 20, 2008

Sack Wack

Same as sack tap

Aka when you hit your bro in the dick then run away so that you can still have kids

Yo cunt, imma go sack wack Jeff

by Fambalam October 30, 2020

wack-a-moling

The act of pushing a fecal loaf out of one's anus and having one's partner try to push it back in with hand or tongue for sexual pleasure.

I had the greatest first date last night. We went to a lovely dinner and then had drinks before going back to her place for wack-a-moling and a night cap.

by Prairie Dawger January 13, 2018

Rine Wack

The act of getting your penis stuck in a tiny wrench.

Hey Adam did you hear that Matt had to go to the hospital for rine wacking himself last night?

Really? What size?

Yeah, I heard it was a 1/2"

Poor bastard

by backdraft_02 June 8, 2017