shrimp season

When it’s so cold your dick goes small e.g. winter time is shrimp season

“Aye bro you got a small dick”
“Nah g trust me it’s just shrimp season”

by Kdawggydawgdawg March 14, 2021

Whoring Season

When a young woman or a man abandons their morals to explore and experiment with as many sexual partners.

I don’t think Katie will be settling down anytime soon I think she might be going through her whoring season.

by Charlie Snake August 7, 2018

Volcano Season

When a female is on her period and wants to be discreet about it

Jon:Bae when you gonna let me fuck you from the back again?
Cici: I can't, it's volcano season this week.

by YangTheLoner May 19, 2015

Seasonal Athlete

The individuals who show up to the gym between January and March to fulfill New Years Resolutions.

Ryan: Damn Jeff, who are all these freaking people here today? I just want to blast my pecs and get some protein.

Jeff: Those are the seasonal athletes, they will be gone in a few months.

Ryan: lol, what a bunch of tools.

by RoidRage January 2, 2010

Blunt season

Blunt season: when it's cold in south Texas and you smoke blunts w hoodies on

It's almost blunt season cuh.

by Tino the goat of 3hunna August 16, 2017

Hickey season

Between months of April through August is when lovers or s/o give each other hickeys to show off in the warm weather

Hey babe did you know it was hickey season?

by Matthew seasame April 5, 2020

drag season

The time of year when boys are tired of girl's shit so they start dragging aka being a man hoe. They will talk to other girls at once and stop being a loyal man for the duration of 1-6 months.

Man its drag season i dont care anymore.

by Dat_kidd_kell November 11, 2017