poop the question

This is when you propose marriage by hiding the engagement ring in your anus and then requesting that your partner anally fingers you. When their finger penetrates deep enough, the ring will slip on and then you ask them to marry you.

- "Hey, did you hear how Mike and Sharon got engaged?"
- "Yeah... did he really poop the question?"
- "He did."
- "Gross. Classic Mike."

by jaytea September 26, 2018

Stupid Question

Sometimes, Usually, Always asked by a small fella surnamed ‘Middleton’ and is quite often a question that could be answered by a foetus.

I know you said dinner time, and you’re sick of stupid questions; but can you numerically clarify what you mean?

by Meadowschad March 5, 2021

Question fart

When you fart but ask a question to cover up the noise of said fart

Guy 1: do you smell that?
Guy 2: yeah Gary totally just used a question fart

by April Boulevard September 7, 2016

question mark

An oddly shaped penis, as distinguishable by its question mark shape.

I heard that kid has a funky question mark.

by Paccali November 12, 2002

$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?

john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

Retarded question

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.

Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom”

by Mynameismichealmyers October 16, 2021

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 31, 2011