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Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy
I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.
by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017
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foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.
by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016
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Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).
There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.
by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019
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Mustard Service.

A very good band. They formed in 2015..They're in an indie band who make something they describe as "Zest Pop". It goes from rock, jazz, surf, funk or bossa nova. Very good band, very recommended. They have two albums, "Zest Pop" and "C'est la vie."
Person A: I love Mustard Service.
Person B: Me too, my favorite song is "Oh Honey Baby."
by zakkattak May 17, 2023
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Mustard Salad

Wth is a Mustard Salad
by Abztrqct August 24, 2022
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Lakeshore Mustard

A used condom replete with fluids, typically found on the ground in outdoor "parking" areas frequented by couples.
We were strolling in the park down by the lake, and right there on the ground were many packets of lakeshore mustard glistening in the moonlight that we managed to side-step.
by vizetelly June 27, 2018
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jelly mustard

why did you want to see this. THIS IS WHY YOUR DAD LEFT
jelly mustard is gross dont eat it
by Pro gamer3802 February 15, 2023
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