birthing a loaf

Taking a MASSIVE dump.

Tristin: Oh man I just birthed a HUGE fucking loaf... You might not want to go in there for a while.
Jakkq: Why the hell were you birthing a loaf in my bathroom, dude?! How big?
Tristin: So big, there's not even a measurement for it.

by Dextiu May 11, 2014

turd loaf

similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.

(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"

(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"

by Ultimate mad tank February 7, 2010

trimming a loaf

excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. "plop, plop, plop" until you've vanquished all the hell inside of you.

"Hey John Doe, wanna come to the movies with us? " Ok, but wait a second I'm trimming a loaf...."

by crapking79 April 29, 2010

soak the loaf

The act of defecating and proceeding to jizz on said floating feces. (Loaf)

Jim: "Dude, I just soaked the loaf so hard last night."
Danny: "Bro, what does soak the loaf even mean?"

Jim: "Dude, you've never soaked your loafs before? Oh man, let me show you."

Jim: *Proceeds to soak a loaf*
Danny: "Jim, what the fuck man."

by YouKnowWhoC; December 28, 2017

Dirty Loaf

The act of offering someone a sandwhich and instead of using butter use the piece makers own ejaculate

I made my mum a sandwhich last night from that dirty loaf

by BeastaaH January 9, 2011

kneeing a loaf

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

by Dr. Phil O'Boogie January 5, 2009

Loafing Down

Shitting; Pinching a loaf; Dropping Off the Cosby Kids

P-Phat was loafing down in Austin!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008