Flying Carpet

When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.

Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.

by Travis Mo Dogg February 28, 2009

flying fuckfish

(n.) A fish native to the Amazon, known for getting it on with multiple species, especially with randy pirhanas. A dangerous species to deal with if you don't keep your holes or your wang covered, as they will fly towards either like Paris Hilton presented with a ganting guy and a camera. A constant source of marvel and horniness for horny ichthyologists across the world.

(interj.) A phrase meaning fuck with distant ties to the flying fuck (the flying fuckfish is the primary source of food fot the flying fuck). Used if the situation you're cursing is bizarre, you're confused, or if you're in the mood for alliteration. Can also be used interchangeably with flying fuck.

Dr. Hornhump, Ichthyologist emeritus: Be careful of the flying fuckfish, Fiorella, they can find the most obscure and well-covered holes like Osama Bin Laden on a hot, Afghani day.

Juwanna Tinkle: What's the capital of Assyria?!
Me: Flying fuckfish! How the hell should I know?

by papermachete November 5, 2005

bosh it in on the fly

To make an audio edit in real time.

Walter: No time for fancy edits Randy, bosh it in on the fly.

by [js] September 1, 2008

Flying Fuck

Something I do not give.

I don't give a flying fuck.

by tmili December 9, 2012

flying penis

What some people call a Boeing CH-47 Chinook helicopter (the kind with no tailboom and two sets of main rotor blades located fore & aft) because it looks like a big ding-a-ling flying through the sky.

Hey Dennis, check out the flying penis near those buildings over there!!!

by Telephony September 28, 2013

Ass Fly

An unattractive and uninvited guy who attacks from behind and attempts to dance and/or grind on your ass while you are dancing with your girls.

Better spray the DEET tonight...you look so hot you're gonna attract an Ass Fly.

by ~Limerick Queen January 5, 2009

The Fly's Eyes

The act of taking your ballsack and penis in your hand and twisting them up-side down to make it look like a fly's face.

Try The Fly's Eyes infront of the mirror first, once you have perfected it do it to people who will and wont appreciate it, the people who don't will make the people who do laugh... Workmates, girlfriends, her family!

Its fun!

by Big Deee September 9, 2009