EARL

Evil guy who's always slightly better than you

we don't talk about Earl here

by Oneshotnoshot October 9, 2019

earl be earling

The act of sassing another person with sarcasm from a state of baldness.

Earl be earling when he asked if his wife tried turning on and off again when she requested his help with a technology issue.

by KayAngelic June 9, 2024

Earl Gray Tea

Slang for Blood;

"Yo a snuffed a nigga he spat out earl gray tea"

by WeeB_SpamzzZ December 13, 2020

earl sundance

Someone who can bring joy to your heart by singing the African Sundance of reggae music

Earl Sundance concerts always sell out African people say he bring the shake a bone to there heart

by Ur mom 808 April 23, 2018

Earl and Looney

A stronger vocabulary for "King & Queen Reining the world"

Absolute Power.

king & queen < god & goddess < EARL & LOONEY

Bro you heard?

What bro?
Earl and Looney are in control of the world now
What? THAT'S AWESOME!

by Paradoxieus February 14, 2018

Earl

He is the living Giga Chad, he is the alpha male. Whenever he walks into a room, women orgasm uncontrollably.

DO NOT let him near your girlfriend, now your ex-girlfriend.

Look! There's Earl! he's so hot.

by ZB7 September 8, 2021

Earl Williams

A sex offender from Stoke on Trent who does tatooing.

Bob: "Hey, Where shall I get a tattoo?"
James: "There's a guy in Stoke on Trent who does tattooing, his name is Earl Williams"
Bob: "is he good?"
James: "Yeah he's alright for a sex offender"

by WaynieG July 26, 2022