faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

DOC

Drug Of Choice.

Joe: "Adderall is by far the best thing I've ever had. It's my DOC."
Bob: "You're strange, dude..."

by .ADHD December 10, 2023

DOC

This stands for Dumb Old Cunt.
It's an abbreviation used when you can't use abusive language eg. Facebook.

You have never smoked weed in your life DOC.

by The real nze April 21, 2023

WHATS UP DOC

WHEN YOUR HEAD IS BACK ON THE HEAD REST OF YOUR SEAT AS YOU ARE GETTING HEAD

I AM COMING HURRY UP SAY WHATS UP DOC

by littlebitlight May 9, 2023

doc

A really chunky dog that makes green juice out of his testicles.

Damn that girl is chunky like doc!
You need to loose some weight or you are going to be obese like Doc.

by calldocifhegetslost January 12, 2023

Moses Docs

Sandals

See that Friar, his Moses Docs are deadly

by pinch72 July 20, 2023

soi co doc

A type of wolf that loves being a human, it wants to be friend with kids (especially <16 years old).

When I came across the primary school, my soi co doc instinct in me arose.

by Flippinc September 17, 2023