[5th Base]

When you masturbate into your significant other's waiting hand, a huge turn-on for most

When your significant other lets you ejaculate into his or her hand, it is often cited as one of the greatest acts of affection your spouse can show you

Dude #1: Dude, I pleased my girlfriend last night, and then she started jerking me off and it was really hot, but she didn't think I was enjoying it, so she stopped.

I told that I loved it and needed to release, otherwise I would get blue-balled; but she wasn't really in the mood after that. So she gave me a choice: go masturbate in the bathroom by myself or she would limply kiss me and cup her hand under my erect penis to catch my love juice.

I gave her some plastic wrap and she caught my jizz in her loving hand, preventing from it from going into my pants or on the carpet; it was a good night!


Dude #2: Holy shit dude, you're such a pimp, you totally just got to 5th Base! We need to celebrate, lemme buy you some Pop; you are a Man now.

by anonymous365 January 3, 2009

July 5th

The day where if you were born you are a mistake and you are the most hated

Person: When is your birthday
Me: July 5th
Person: Bye Bitch

by WoofWoofimabunny November 15, 2019

September 5th

BadBoyHalo Appreciation day!!

"Hey what event is on September 5th?"
"Oh you must mean BBH appreciation day."

by Mangowasttaken September 3, 2020

5th October

the day where the biggest faggots are born

omg i’m so happy i’m not born on the 5th October because i Don’t want to be a fag

by obaofv August 3, 2021

August 5th

August 5th is the day where any James and his significant other can send nudes to eachother. Because of this special day, the 2 of them get a free pass.

Today is august 5th...you know what that means!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoeee August 5, 2020

january 5th

the queens meme day

1: did u hear about january 5th
2: yeah queen elizabeth?

by bigdaddygay January 5, 2019

April 5th

The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut

On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain

by TrueMetalLover April 21, 2010