Wack-Weeding

A term defining the act of yanking your hella fucking erect cock while under the influence of that sticky-icky weed.

JACOB: (as if talking to a long time friend) Okay. I'll see you later. I've got to get my daily wack-weeding session in.

KYLE: (awakes in a dazed cold swear) Who are you? How did you get into our house?

KATIE: (pleas of a broken woman) Please leave! Get out!

JORDAN: (catatonic) I'm in the wrong dimension.

by Absurdividend November 22, 2018

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

wack cousins

A person or group who are acting in a non-professional manner.

Spider and his crew need to stop acting like such wack cousins and just chill.

by Styles Re January 27, 2009

snap wack

Snap wack. When a man with an erect penis pulls it back and let’s it smack someone in the face.

Annissa. what happened to your eye?
Chad snap whacked me last night, i wanted to be mad at him for it but I secretly like when he snap Wacks me.

by Mr. Awesome 87 November 08, 2017

Wack Smack

To smack someone in the face with an ejaculated dick

Yoo i Wack Smacked that bitch i fucked yesterday

by BigGloWop December 27, 2015

dummy wack

when something so so amazing or so stupid that you can’t even function

“y’all heard of sexism? that shits dummy wack”

by tiktokbaddie June 06, 2019

Rine Wack

The act of getting your penis stuck in a tiny wrench.

Hey Adam did you hear that Matt had to go to the hospital for rine wacking himself last night?

Really? What size?

Yeah, I heard it was a 1/2"

Poor bastard

by backdraft_02 June 08, 2017