An old hypocritical lady usually named Karen or Margret which will throw a bible if you commit a sin such as cussing.
My friend said crap and his mom threw a bible a him and made him read it until he has made up for his sins. His mom is such a bible mom.
by WALTERPINKYG November 27, 2019
Get the Bible Mommug. The greatest novel of Swoly Nation where only the worthiest of Bodybuilders who go to The Iron Church to exercise may be able to feast their eyes upon it. It contains forbidden techniques and tips that allow one to surpass the amount of strength and muscle capable of being achieved by even the heaviest of steroid users and meatheads.
Nolan: Dude have you Seen Ryan lately. He literally doubled his bodyweight with pure muscle in just a week.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.
Caleb: I know man that's insane. Somehow he must have gotten ahold of the Swoly Bible.
by Falco3688 February 23, 2019
Get the swoly biblemug. Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.
Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.
by Dave Elkins January 4, 2009
Get the Stoner's Biblemug. by juliusceaser April 24, 2010
Get the bible jointmug. someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!
Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009
Get the bible-humpermug. Using large mountains of incomprehensible Bible quotes, quoted out of context and cherry-picked to try and support an argument. You see Bible-babblers in a dog-collar every Sunday, preaching and cherry-picking at church.
"Stone gays and Jews; kill the Satanic non-believers, for it is said in the holy book, 'Thou shalt smite these douchebags'!"
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."
"Dude ... stop with the inane Bible-babble and get a life."
by Futile Crush May 20, 2010
Get the Bible-babblemug. 1. Someone who burns a bible
2. Someone who criticises the bible and christianity
3. Someone who denies the existence of god and Satan
2. Someone who criticises the bible and christianity
3. Someone who denies the existence of god and Satan
Robby: All what the bible does is lie and i'm going to burn it off
Owen: Wow, Robby. You're one angry Bible Burner
Owen: Wow, Robby. You're one angry Bible Burner
by Porg009 October 6, 2018
Get the Bible Burnermug.