when the penis curves either fully to the right or left side when sporting a full stock due to chronic masturbation with one hand.
I jacked it way too much with my right hand, now I've got this wicked curve stock.
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
Damn yo, I got to start switch hitting, I'm getting a curve stock
by durrrrrrrrrrr July 1, 2008
Get the curve stockmug. Singaporean Academic + Anatomical Disorder Slang
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Definition:
A term that originally described the normal distribution of exam scores, now used to describe anything that’s painfully curved—especially in ways that ruin your self-esteem.
In elite Singaporean educational trauma circles, “the bell curve” is both an academic execution method and a subtle nod to Peyronie’s Disease, a condition where your lanjiao literally curves due to fibrous plaque buildup. Just like how your A1 dreams get bent after seeing the class average hit 89%.
The more educated you are, the more curved your future becomes. Coincidence? No.
Billy: bro i studied until my foreskin peeled
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
Abang: still got C+ sia, bell curve f**ked me like peyronie’s
Billy: curve so bad even MRI cannot fix sia
by anonymous May 5, 2025
Get the Bell Curvemug. basically the music equivilant of a cheat code. it's good, just fucking google a preset of it, all the cool kids are useing it anyway.
dude: "why does your mix allways sound so nice"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"
Pro: "i use the fletcher munson curve"
dude: "tf is that"
Pro: "it's complicated"
by Fletcher Munson Curve User August 11, 2017
Get the Fletcher munson Curvemug. it’s a day celebrating about how you get curved a lot by either a guy or girl you tried shooting your shot at
me: hey guys its curve me thursday!
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time
friends: omg who’d you get curved by?
me: i got curved by fox
friends: omg i know how you feel i get curved all the time
by mowi wowi February 4, 2018
Get the curve me thursdaymug. -/::((;.—/.,,,,(((7$!):22–/2223::::::;;;;((((;22222—//:..,?(waasbsbbsjsjwjwjwn44:::.,,,::/222223344444;;;,..::::::;543111//..,$&&:22222///////::///////:::::/shshhshshdhdhdjdjdjdjdjjd
Curve alert:)):)/$/$:$,!,);!$;$;),),),$;$4&3&&3&3&3&3837363)3):!:!:!:!!,!,!;!;!!;!:!:!:!:!$:$:$:$$3$3$$3$3$:$,);)/)-)/)/
by Abcvd January 7, 2024
Get the curve alertmug. Gay Curving is when you or someone else plays up someone of the opposite sex, sexuality. Flirting, nudes, maybe publicly announcing you (or someone else) are in a relationship with the person getting gay curved. Then, right before you (or someone else) are about to get serious (with the person getting gay curved), (haveing sex) you (or someone else) tells them your/they're gay.
Person 1- i'm gay Curving them rn😂
Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...
Person 2- asshole move dude.
Person 1- you've been gay curved before, huh?
Person 2- *sigh* yeah...
by anonymous November 21, 2018
Get the Gay Curvingmug. by Lummy97 February 20, 2009
Get the Curves Musicmug.