Thanks Granddad

A) Phrase used to express appreciation towards one's Grandfather.

B) Phrase used to express appreciation towards someone whilst simultaneously belittling party A's affection for said Grandfather.

Granddad: Dinner's ready Sam.
Sam: Thanks Granddad.

Du Fresne: Hey dude I totally penetrated your wife last night.
Logan: Oh thanks Granddad!

by Guy Biggles October 23, 2007

Thanksgiving

Noun: An American holiday that was originally founded to celebrate the taking over of the Native Americans. It is now an excuse for people to eat way too much, get fat, and remind themselves of how embarassing their family is.

Girl1: Thanksgiving is a dumb holiday.
Girl2: Why? You get to eat as much as you want and watch everyone else get fat too!

by Kelley Lee G November 24, 2006

Thanks.

Thanks. Is mager friendzone she/he probably isn't interested

"You're not ugly"

Thanks. 😊

by Ahahahahaha May 15, 2016

Thanks Shanks

When you wanna say thank you in the coolest way possible.
You say Thanks Shanks!
Believe me, your social status will go way up when you start using that term ;)
Oh and if someone says it to you..
You gotta say
Welcome Shmelcom ;)
Thats just how it goes.

Terry: Yo Jen i just found out the party is starting at 9 sharp ;)
Jen: Good to know! Thanks Shanks ;)
Terry: Welcome Shmelcome.

by JenGoneau January 3, 2009

Thanks

I would like to say THANKS to the person that has been thumb-sed downing all my posts. What a great way to spend you're life, wasting away behind a computer screen, just like me. Love you!

Thanks.

by be.gay. July 22, 2019

k thanks

When a girl decides she's is done talking to whoever she is, in a rude way. Chances are it was a text conversation with her boyfriend or other guy and she was bitching him out.

Austin: I just dont get why you are reacting like this? it wasnt even a big deal.

Emily: ummm how about you dont talk to me like im stupid. k thanks

by ThatGuyWhoAddedThatWord July 31, 2011

Thanksgiving

An ironic holiday where millions of people who claim there is no God take time out of their lives to give thanks to some as-yet undefined scientific principle. Only in America do people celebrate a math problem with a holiday, wherein they call all their religious friends stupid while thanking an exploded fart for creating the universe. Still millions more lament the fact that everything they have in life came at the expense of another human being (the native Americans), despite the fact that every society in the history of mankind has been the same.

A holiday where a select few celebrate by being thankful for what they have, rather than reveling in a self-induced guilt trip over what others don't have.

"Thanksgiving, that wonderful holiday that should really be called I Fucking Earned This Day by most of the people who 'celebrate' it."

by JustAnotherGuy August 19, 2012