thanos 

a big purple boi idiot with a green daughter and a butt chin who wants some cool rocks

thanos wants them rocks for his dick

thanos by yongdaggerdick October 21, 2019

Thanos 

This big rotten grape that likes to collect minerals so he can kill half the population and make life insurance in debt
Also wears a but plug so ant man no explode in his big butt

Thanos: "snaps"
Life insurance"is now bankrupt"
Thanos"Ha! lol

Thanos by heufhwiuphdpwa October 24, 2019

Thanos 

A of poo that comes and flushes 50% of the Lysol toilet detergent

Why is there a thanos coming out of my booty?

Thanos by 12121212121212121212 November 2, 2019

THANOS 

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

THANOS by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos 

A mad grape

Thanos: hello, my namme Jeff
You: *dies

Thanos by Thanos/is_hot November 21, 2019

thanos 

thanos is a great big fat rat who goes to maccas every day but now has started to go on lite n easy to loose his fat jelly belly also his nutsack chin is so wrinkly it would look like it came out of a microwave.all thanos is is a confused naked mole rat trying to impress with his sparkley collection of rockssssssssssssssssssssss.

thanos is THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

thanos by soopder piiig4 January 1, 2020

thanos 

a drunk prune that goes around kidnapping gals to find the pebbles of the universe for him. After that, he snaps his fingers to kill his only family so he can meet mistress death.

#BETRAYAL

why you grounded?

I'm a Thanos.

thanos by 12121212121212121212 January 3, 2020