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testical soup

The act of cutting off a male testical and adding it to a batch of cream of onion soup. Served with bread and butter.
I eat "testical soup " every friday with my two sisters
by paintballkidd07 March 4, 2009
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Testicless

Literally 'without testicles'. Used to either state that something doesn't have any testicles, or to imply cowardice (i.e. doesn't have any balls).
"I think that's a chick with a dick..."
"No way! She is testicless."


"I can't jump off that!"
"You are testicless."
by happynoj March 6, 2009
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testical message

when one takes a picture of their own testicals and send it in a text message to one of their friends.
"Nate is such a douchbag, he sent me a testical message and my girlfriends thinks im gay now."
by JacketOFFJacketOFF July 24, 2009
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Testicle Peanut Juice

Testicle Peanut juice (TPJ), is the most pure liquid a human can consume. Forget holy water, once you drink some TPJ, you can literally do anal with GOD.
It is also a great lube.
Omg, I just drank some Testicle Peanut Juice, and I can feel Jesus sucking on my balls.
by youngthug6969 June 1, 2018
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west testicle

Delightful suburb on the other side of town from eastjesus (which see).
Dayum, it sure is far to west testicle! Not as far as it is to eastjesus homey!
by divemaster September 22, 2006
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Fish testicles

1)A statement iterated after an awkward conversation/confession to instantly provide comic relief to the moment and destroy any awkwardness present

2)Something owned by all whores. Based on the angler fish breeding process where the males are attracted to the females and "melt" into the females body and transform into a shiny pair of testicles to remain forever present on said angler fish's face. In other words, she has sex with men and steals their testicles.
1) Brian: "I kinda... totally have feelings for you Charlotte..."

Charlotte: "O.O"

Brian: "Fish testicles"

Charlotte: "LMAO! random :P so what's up?"

2) That Jessi chick is a total whore, she's has at least 30 fish testicles.
by Rabidbluejay1 March 10, 2012
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Testiclenis.

–noun

1. When the penis and testicles stick together from an excessive amount of sweat and resemble one organ.

2. When the penis and testicles are indistinguishable from each other.
1. "Man its so hot I'm sporting a testiclenis"

2. Drew has such a small penis that it looks like he has a testiclenis.
by P85 December 1, 2009
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