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Tennis Baseball

A game that requires a tennis racket, a tennis ball, and a pair of tennis courts side by side with no fence in between. Played like baseball, a pitcher and batter and but no strikes or balls because the pitcher lobs the ball on one bounce. The batter must run bases and can be thrown out by getting the ball back to the pitcher before the runner reaches the base if a forceout is applicable or the runner can be tagged/pegged. In addition, any ball caught on the fly is an out. There are three outs and any hit that is hit out of the fenced in area is an automatic out.
Hey JP, let's go play tennis baseball!
by Sir tenball July 1, 2009
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Tennis Ball

Someone who bounces back and forth, who thinks they're an expert but really doesn't know what they're talking about
Really? She said that? She's such a tennis ball
by Yourmomplaystennis October 24, 2018
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When a man peas in a water flask and then shoves it up his ass. Then he plays the flute really hard and bubbles the piss. The piss drain into his stomach and he throws up everywhere and shits the flask out which covers him in piss and shit. He then mixes all of his poop,piss, and vomit and Diet Coke into the flask and drinks it, causing his stomach to rupture and bleed out and die. You also have to do this in northern Tennessee
Guy:you here about Connor
Guy 2: yeah I heard, he did the Northern Tennessee water flask special
Miacheal jorden: jumpsot
by Meatwad60 January 25, 2022
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Franklin, Tennessee

Cited as the most conservative town in the US by 20/20 (credible for sure), Franklin is about 30 minutes south of Nashville, TN, located in the state's richest county (Williamson) and home to a bunch of (white) country, christian, folk and other musicians (along with a bunch of other professionals or preachers). Picturesque Main Street with local pastry shops (Merridee's is a staple!) and boutiques (which can be hella pricey...country stars shop there...) almost make you forget the city's fame: The Battle of Franklin. Yes, there are historic sites touting the town's dedication to Confederates, just like there are locals who wish we wouldn't. Overall, if you go there, you'll wish you had the $400,000 to buy a modest house with a picket fence, raise a family, and send your kids to one of the best public school districts ever. And you would raise them to love God and hate Brentwood (and maybe liberals...maybe).
Guy 1: Where you from?
Guy 2: Outside Nashville.

Guy 1: Really? I was raised in Brentwood.

Guy 2: I'm from Franklin, Tennessee.

(Conversation/Friendship OVER).
by TenISee September 28, 2013
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tennessee squat

The process of defecating (and urinating, for the ladies) where one must hover over the toilet seat because the seat itself is too foul to actually sit on (or even to use a toilet paper barrier).
Joe's so worried about germs that whenever he takes a dump in the airport, he does the ole Tennessee Squat.
by johnfro May 30, 2006
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Tennis Courts

The place where all the action takes place. This is war, not a little game.
I was at a tennis courts and I played an intense game.
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tennessee river

the girl sits on the toilet and while pissing she gives the guy oral sex
by Bonnie & Clyde2142 April 23, 2010
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