Tender Dick

A hoe ass yn whos extremely in love with an woman

That nigga osama is literally so tender dick over ole girl

by TOTEFULLYSSS August 3, 2023

irrelevant bar tender

When someone is so irrelevant that it makes the bar tender look somewhat interesting

Omg, Yelitza is such an irrelevant bar tender; she kinda reminds me of a wannabe Bob Marley.

by Niggazoid June 14, 2017

Chicken Tenders

A cult with the sussiest wussiest people uwu

Zach: "Omg can I join Chicken Tenders?"
Everyone: "Ew no virgins allowed"

by Chicken Tenders Cult November 3, 2022

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

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by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

Tenderizing the taco

Female maturbation with a vibrator

She was tenderizing the taco with all that buzzing

by Snowdick March 14, 2023

Boot Tender

An inmate who is a frequent victim of sexual assault and employs the strategy of keeping a larger more dominant violent inmate's boots in their cell, to display ownership—or the illusion of ownership—in an attempt to establish protection by said dominant inmate.

Charlie, if you don’t want to be called a boot tender, stand up for your self. I have never met a more natural submissive.

by “El” Ron Hubbard February 24, 2025

Card-tender

Card-tender is a casino card dealer. Except you’re not getting fucked up and having to tip them for drinks(which are always expensive). You tip them on helping you with the game you’re playing while also getting free drinks at the same time. Winning hero’s? I think so.

The card-tenderheloed me win at blackjack when I didn’t know how to play.

by ChelsRene August 5, 2018