Tuchas tease

the act of getting off from licking a toilet seat that an attractive person just sat on

Pat really liked Gerry, enough to commit to a tuchas tease after Gerry left the water closet.

by aretegroup January 12, 2019

head tease

1. When the partner performing fellatio takes only the head of the penis into his or her mouth.

2. During intercourse, when a male inserts only the head of his penis, delaying full penetration.

"Damn man, Amber was doing such a head tease on me last night! She just would not take it all the way in."

"I love it when Jamie head teases me - I get so turned on when he just has the tip inside me."

by Cassandra Block January 14, 2007

Text Tease

Someone who continuously sends sexual innuendoes but has no follow through.

Dawn & Tracey text tease to Stan:

Do you want us to toss your salad tonight?

by Text Teaser May 17, 2009

Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon August 25, 2007

Gypsy tease

metaphorical noun. A situation whereby you expect one thing but experience another; a trick. Originates from the typical gypsy coconut shy at a fair when the coconuts are attached to the poles. You hit one and expect to win, yet you cannot; this is the gypsy tease

Guy 1: Man, that girl came back to my place and was so up for it, but wouldn't put out.
Guy 2: Poor you, you got a gypsy tease.

by phija November 03, 2011

Drink Tease

A person, particularly a woman, who receives drinks at a bar, or public location, in perceived reciprocation for sex, but never gives it up. (Taking advantage of a guy without the intention of sexing him up later)

Him: Hey let me buy you a drink so i can have sex with you
Her: Okay
(Sometime later)
Her: Yeah ... no sex
Him: What a fucking Drink Tease

by Sir cock teasington January 09, 2011

mind tease

- smaller than a mind fuck, but still bothers the hell out you.

"Damn bro that movie was a mind tease, but i can still go on with my life."

by Jgintimidator December 13, 2013