jewish taters

the act of taking a dump on a bitches chest then peeing in the middle of it making it resemble mashed potatoes and gravy.

Anthony:So i got with this chick last night she was nice....and black...she tried givin me a "dry" blowjob i slapped the bitch in her dam mouth and knocked out her friggen teeth.Then i gave her the jewish taters she was flabbergasted.
Alex:i just got hard
Matt:YOU DA MAN!

by ballstits February 21, 2008

tater tots

Crusty balls.

Dude. What's with your stanky balls? Oh, you haven't taken a shower in three weeks. Nice tater tots.

by frank22222 February 28, 2012

Tater Thot

See 'Thot(s)'

Much like regular thots, these tater thots are lightly larger, fluffier thots.

That girl was kinda curvy, I've heard she's hooked up with a few guys, what a tater thot.

by Urbanscholar April 25, 2014

tater bug

tater bug belongs to breuna solomon if he telll you other rise he lying bitch dont get beat up hoe

tater bug is mine okay thank you

by lil sharday January 9, 2017

Shroom Taters

The Act of Pounding your friends hand in a fist after a hilarious rumor has been unleashed or one of your friends just got lade

Carl gave me shroom taters when I banged the fuck out of this sleezy hoe.

by CT Gillespie May 24, 2006

Tater Nuts

The testicles of a Mexican boy. Easily aroused by fat chicks.

"Eric! I don't wanna see them tater nuts!"

by Kyler Kephart December 22, 2007

meat and taters

The male genetalia.

His shorts were so short that I could see his meat and taters.

by That's what she said! August 19, 2008