Tail Trail

The sweat residue on the back of a toilet seat after someone has been doing work.

"George totally left behind a Tail Trail"

by YellowFeverAisle22 August 16, 2009

a mermaid tail

a mermaid tail is a tail of a mermaid, though some people (typically texans) refer to themselves as a mermaid tail or having possession of a mermaid tail. those with a mermaid tail, seem to be slightly or overly phsychotic.

me: did you here about that girl that found out her boyfriend was cheating on her but didn't care?

you: omfg... YES! that girl is such a mermaid tail!

by someone who seems crazy August 20, 2016

unicorn tail

the magical way to say ponytail

1: omg i love ur unicorn tail!

2: ok then

by BoxToTheLeft October 10, 2013

Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.

My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.

by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021

Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.

I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.

by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015

Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes

'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'

by Sity January 1, 2008

sea tail

a term coined to describe getting ass while aboard, chicks ahoy!. This term should not be limited to chicks ahoy! and can be applied to other sea craft as well.

person 1: "hey man last night I went for a night cruise on chicks ahoy! with Mary and got some sea tail."
person 2: "no way, thats great I never thought she would go for that."

by seeriousowashington February 18, 2009