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Hand tails

The MOST painful little flaps of skin that appear at the sides of your finger nails, with no reason or purpose!
aka Finger Flakes
'Ouch, My Hand Tails really hurt'
by Sity January 1, 2008
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Chick with a tail

A guy masquerading as a girl on the internet or a game for attention or benefits. This was derived from the real life equivalent of a guy pushing his manhood in-between his legs so as to look like a woman from the front. The tail in this example is of course the penis.
Bro, quit giving all your gold to that chick with a tail you fucking idiot!
by Gibraltar March 14, 2015
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Colt Tail

A pathetic and small "Brony-tail". A males ponytail, but significantly less hair.
If only Chads hair would grow out of his colt tail!
by Bens Jammin September 15, 2017
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Bologna Tail

Bologna tail is the result of either lifting to much weight when squatting or pushing when pooping, causing the inner lining of your colon pushes out creating the illusion of a pink stinky tube tail.
My Doctor always warned me not to push when I was on the toilet...but I was in a hurry trying to get back to my Dancing with the Stars Marathon and.....PLOP....I now have a bologna tail.
by Dr_PigFinger April 4, 2021
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The tail is on the donkey

The party's over. The fun has been had. Time to leave & go home/find a new party.
"Are you ready to go or should we stay?"
"Dude, let's bounce. The tail is on the donkey."

bounce
by The Lilmeister October 15, 2011
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sea tail

a term coined to describe getting ass while aboard, chicks ahoy!. This term should not be limited to chicks ahoy! and can be applied to other sea craft as well.
person 1: "hey man last night I went for a night cruise on chicks ahoy! with Mary and got some sea tail."
person 2: "no way, thats great I never thought she would go for that."
by seeriousowashington February 18, 2009
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Toilet Tail

When you wipe your butt with fragile toilet paper and it tears, leaving a long piece of toilet paper streaming out of your butt.
I bought this new toilet paper and I get toilet tail from it every time I go number 2.
by supertaco2000 August 2, 2015
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