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Tactical Nuke

Yo, step up yo bitch ass Jersey Shore Jagerbombs and take on the real brotastic drink of the century: The Tactical Nuke.

A tactical nuke is a drink that will fuck you up and make you ripped up like rambo. Take 3 shots of Jager and wash that shit down with a 5-hour energy, because every true bro wants to be energetic AND wasted.
"YO did you see Brett Broski do that tactical nuke? He punched that stupid orange bitch in the face right after it!"
by Brett Broski February 23, 2010
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Tacticaltoesniff_gtag

He is not worst he is not the best he's ok at gorilla tag
Have you seen tacticaltoesniff_gtag on tik tok?
by Tacticaltoesniff March 13, 2022
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Tactical Tug

The art of jerking off in public and trying to remain hidden.
Dude, did you see that guy in the school library? We spotted him trying to pull off a tactical tug.
by Buzz Lightyear858 April 2, 2011
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Tactical Wank

A tactical wank is one where you manage to slip away in an awkward or boring situation to masturbate in a quick time frame and manage to get back without anyone noticing that you had gone away. Further more people must not have knowledge of what has just taken place. A more informal slang term for this is "tac wank"
Example 1.

*R slips back hoping no one has notices his absence*

"Dude, we know that look, you have just been for a tactical wank haven't you."

Example 2.

"Where have you been son, we were having an important dinner discussion about poor university grades?"

*cough* No where, I just needed a minute."
by LuckyMitch October 27, 2012
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tactical

The threat or action of doing bodily harm to someone, usually with bare hands.
Dude, you'd best get outta my grill before I go tactical on 'yo ass.
by Cletus January 13, 2004
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Tactical Ops

A game similar to Counter-Strike that is not so great by itself, but with the combination of clans and clanwars is an extremly awesome game. Clans use a voice chat program called "Teamspeak" to communicate which is much better than the voice chat built into Counter-Strike. So overall, it's a fun game. Buy it. Now.
by Carter C. May 6, 2004
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Tactical Dragon

When in need of a good chunder, to prevent hangover, or create room for more alcohol, stick your fingers down your throat, and as you spew, flap your arms around behind you, creating the amazing effect that your a fire breathing dragon... You may even choose to run around, depending on the length and velocity of said spew.

Need not be a 'tactical' dragon, or even an alcohol induced dragon, whenever u feel the need for a good chunder,, just make sure its a 'dragon'.
Scenario 1 - Kings Cup
Man 1 - "Fuck man, i can't skull that!!"
Man 2 - "just do a tactical dragon and get on with it you pussy'

Scenario 2 - during drinking game, perhaps 'never have i ever'
Jacob - "I think I'm gonna spew"
Everybody 'DRAGON!!!!!!!!" DO A DRAGON'
*jacob spews into a bush, waving arms feebly*
by rednut61 September 15, 2011
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