Tucked (adj.): When someone is so clean-cut, straight-laced, or “good boy” energy that they can’t handle chaos, dirty jokes, or anything even slightly unhinged. Like a shirt tucked in so tight it cuts off circulation to their sense of humor.
“You didn’t get that joke? Man, you’re way too tucked.”
“She’s cool, but too tucked to hang with us at 3 AM Waffle House.”
“Bro said he didn’t get the joke… too tucked.”
“You can’t come to Vegas with us, you’re way too tucked.”
“He ordered milk at the bar. TUCKED.”
“She’s cool, but too tucked to hang with us at 3 AM Waffle House.”
“Bro said he didn’t get the joke… too tucked.”
“You can’t come to Vegas with us, you’re way too tucked.”
“He ordered milk at the bar. TUCKED.”
by Idoc September 4, 2025
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Get the Toe Tucked mug.when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
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"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.
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"You couldn't even call that slow dancing... His pelvis was more forward than his shoulders. So freakin butt-tucked"
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