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dining room table

Someone who cannot be reasoned with, especially when confronted with the facts.
"Ma'am, trying to have a conversation with you would be like trying to argue with a dining room table. I have no interest in doing it."
by francaises August 19, 2009
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knights of the round table

When a group of men stand in a circle around a girl and the girl proceeds by sucking each of the men's dick.
-Hey man, we had a Knights of the Round Table meeting last night with Kaci.
-What the fuck is that?
-We all stood in a circle around her and she sucked all our cocks.
by GeoffA April 1, 2008
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Tublet

A cuddle-punching, cat-loving internet denizen who can often be found on Yahoo Answers. Tublet is well known for riding the bus and having an affinity for cute, furry hamsters. Upsetting Tublet may result in the offender receiving a slap to the face. However, anyone who is an 8.5 or above on a scale of 1-10 is immune from such punishment.
I asked Tublet for a cuddle-punch and all I got was a slap to the face because I'm only a 6 on a scale of 1-10.
by revengi June 30, 2009
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Circle Table Kid

- adjective, noun

This word originates in the Hoffman Estates High School cafeteria. Right after you first enter through the glass wall, you'll see a bunch of tables that are round with seats surrounding them. This word describes the type of people who sit at these tables.

A circle table kid is the type of kid who:

1. Enjoys watching anime and dressing like their favorite character to school. This isn't just for Halloween, this is everyday. They wear cat ears, ninja gloves/headbands, and capes.

2. They bring their nintendo ds to school and insist on showing everyone how cool they are for doing so. Hunched over the table, they engage in intense matches of mario kart. These battles can lead to frightening fits of nerd rage and have been known to become dangerous.

3. Mostly white, there are also black circle table kids. These are not the typical blacks that roam the halls of hoffman in the bottom hallway before the cafeteria (the jungle). These, however, are equally frightening as the denizens of the jungle, but not because of their hostility or guns, but because they are really weird. These are the black kids who wear trench coats and fucking stare at you like a psycho. Feeling unidentified with their ghetto counterparts, they keep to themselves, plotting the next columbine.

Synonyms: Loser, Anime Faggot, Nobody, Future Serial Killer
"Hey did you see that pale chick wearing a cape, what a circle table kid."

"Dude this stuffed anime animal thing would be perfect for a circle table kid to carry around school all day!"

"I once saw a circle table kid with a dead crow in her lunch box"
by Circle Table Kid April 1, 2009
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table flirting

table flirting is when you and another person a few tables away start smiling and looking at eachother every few seconds, but nothing more happens.
Person 1: That guy at the bar last night was totally table flirting with me last night.
Person 2: Awww, sorry nothing happened.
by nataliecoex3 March 9, 2008
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Ghetto Table

The table in a school cafeteria where all the druggies and goths sit. The rich and middle class kids love to make fun of this table.

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Rich kid 1: Look at the kids at that ghetto table!
Rich kid 2: I know, they're all so poor.
by GHETTOOOOO FABULOUS October 19, 2009
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enchantment table

An unknown language spoken by an individual. Usually gibberish.
“Hey man did you hear Playboi Carti rap on that new song?”
“Yeah I did but I couldn’t understand him tho he was speaking Enchantment Table”
by JahsehOnfroyRicardo September 12, 2019
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