Table Leverage

This occurs when you order the most expensive items to eat and drink for yourself when dining with friends who will spilt the bill evenly. You benefit when the bill is split evenly among the diners by paying less than the cost of your dinner while others pay more than the cost of their dinner.

You order the caviar appetizer, the steak, lobster and fois gras and a dessert which costs $75 in total, when your 3 friends order cheaper items that total $40 each. When you split the the bill ($75+$40+$40+$40=$195/ 4 people = $48.75) you pay 48.75 for your meal that cost $75, and your other guests pay more for their food than it should have cost. Jerry used table leverage by eating like a king and making his vegan friends pay for it.

by Romey M October 30, 2010

table drugs

drug residue left over after doing drugs on a table

ie: yo scrape me table drugs

by moon poco January 1, 2014

tableturner

Someone who turns the tables in their favor no matter the circumstances.

My boi Gav, ya know he got a girl and what not. I heard she tried to throw his recording shit out to the trash but he a tableturner and he done had a backup bitch!

by MicyLeeway December 23, 2019

Table 1

noun, often attributive
A retort so dominant, complete, and masterful that any reply would be unwarranted and futile.

My Table 1 ended the debate once and for all.

by CommonConnection March 25, 2021

tablespook

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.

Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen

by tablespook November 23, 2021

/tableflip

A chat message you use on hangouts when your friend is pissing you off

Friend: Sorry can't come today I need to hang out with someone else k :)

other friend: /tableflip

by GIMOtube February 15, 2022

Tabreek aka Tabby

Tabby ul nisa khan ,is a multidimensional creature,like lucy in that movie, found in college, gym or home.She has a unhinged and expansive sense of humor,a sensitive nature and is very cunning but also superhelpful, 99 percent people wont encounter a Tabreek in her life.only the luckier ones do.padti bahut hai par yaar uff.

That girl is pure...dope,her name must be Tabreek aka Tabby.

by The wolf of fenris March 9, 2022