Twasm

Uncontrolled movement as a side-effect of chemical overindulgence.

"Sorry I spilt your coffee, my hand's twasming a bit."

by James Harlow April 18, 2005

cunt tassel

noun-the greasy tampon string that hangs out of your lady's slot.
adjective- someone who regularly has a shit eating grin on their face.

Ben Johnson gave his fat sweaty wife a cunnalumpkin even though he saw her nasty cunt tassel dangling down.

by Scrotum squeezers December 9, 2008

TassadarsClone

A stupid peice of fag who has no right to live... He goes on AIM

God TassadarsClone is a peice of sh**!

by :P March 18, 2003

booby tassels

A superhero in the Legion of Pants, characterized by the swinging and swooshing motions.

Mr. Booby Tassels apprehends a felon attempting to rob a lady of her purse by swooshing the tassles into the theirf's pupils.

by Captain Suit April 29, 2005

Twabs

Three Week Away Balls: Medical condition particular to Offshore workers after spending 3weeks away

"Mary you better get over here quickly I've got the Twabs, and I'm away to stand on the toothpaste tube"

by Calum Buchan January 16, 2009

fuh tass

almost a fatass;pretty chubby.if u call a fuh tass a fuh tass,they take it as fat ass.you can set things straight.

dude:hey fuh tass
chubby dude:hey thats not cool,im not that fat
dude:not fatass,fuh tass
chubby dude:ohh,ok

by calcy January 10, 2008

Tassel Cock

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.

Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.

by chris76432 May 22, 2009