by Dicksunhairy February 04, 2021
Person 1: Greg got so wasted last night that we had to put him in the tub.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
Person 2: Yeah, he was tub drunk.
by Go Bot February 27, 2011
A lad who is a crack house jumper goes where ever the rock's are. Will fuck with a method dick just to get his fix
by C-rockjay July 22, 2017
1:When one eats food (especially fast food) in the tub or shower.
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
2: when coming home from a long sweaty gross day, and you want to shower/bathe and eat at the same time
by Heart eater April 05, 2016
When you sit in dirty bath water and never use soap so there is a ring of dirt around your tub from not washing
I went to mias house and used the bathroom only to see her shower curtain open and her tub to have tub grub
by ViperzZ1706 September 06, 2020
A size scale for Men to measure obese people beyond a size 2XL, also known as a "Tub". This scale (in increasing size) is read as follows: Tub, Super Tub, Poncho, Mega Poncho, Moomoo, Megamoo, Blanket, House Blanket, Ludicrous Blanket, Circus Tent.
Common Tub Scale incidents
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
Customer: "Hi, do you have any of these Joe Montana jerseys in a size House Blanket?"
Associate: "No sorry, we only carry jerseys up to a Megamoo. You'll have to try Tom's Portly & Wide. They have apparel up to Ludicrous Blanket.
By age 21, Terry was up to a Mega Poncho, and had to purchase two airline tickets for himself if he wanted to fly somewhere.
Rob was disappointed with the blanket selection at TubMart. He simply couldn't find an appropriate hawaiian blanket.
Bruce was embarrassed to find he got burger stains on his brand new Super Tub Hoodie.
by Megaddon January 17, 2010
Tub bangers. Referring the musical act Blue man group. Perhaps as a way of frowning down upon on them. With slight homo roasting under tones
Person 1 "Hey whos "blue man group" want to listen to them?"
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
Person 2. No i don't want to listen to those fucking bunch of tub bangers
by Manicawesomeness March 26, 2023