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Toronto Mudpie

A person squats above someone else's chest and proceeds to defecate on their chest, trying their best to stack the shit as high as possible.
"Yo John!"

"What's up Ed?
"Remember that Ukrainian girl from down South? Well she gave me the old Toronto Mudpie last night! Shit was wicked!"
"Oh hell yeah bro"
by BloodboundCentral January 10, 2025
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Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
by TruCrimes January 27, 2024
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Toronto Maple Leafs

The Toronto Maple Leafs (officially the Toronto Maple Leaf Hockey Club and often referred to as the Leafs) are a professional ice hockey team based in Toronto. They compete in the National Hockey League (NHL) as a member of the Atlantic Division in the Eastern Conference. The club is owned by Maple Leaf Sports & Entertainment, a company that owns several professional sports teams in the city. The Maple Leafs' broadcasting rights are split between BCE Inc. and Rogers Communications. For their first 14 seasons, the club played their home games at the Mutual Street Arena, before moving to Maple Leaf Gardens in 1931. The Maple Leafs moved to their present home, Scotiabank Arena (originally named Air Canada Centre), in February 1999.
The club was founded in 1917, operating simply as Toronto and known then as the Toronto Arenas. Under new ownership, the club was renamed the Toronto St. Patricks in 1919. In 1927, the club was purchased by Conn Smythe and renamed the Maple Leafs.
Wanna watch the toronto maple leafs?
Sure! a new game is coming out tonight
by Urban_Wiki August 2, 2023
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Toronto Choke

Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.
"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"
by Shibbys April 29, 2025
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Toronto Raptors

Masai Ujiri thinks the Toronto Raptors are going to win it again without Kawhi Leonard. Reject’s Westbrook’s trade because he’s an idiot to ever do so.
by Clippersfan801 October 26, 2019
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Toronto

Los Angeles but take away the only reason people live there, warm weather, and then welcome to a huge dumpster fire of a city.
You could also say Toronto is watered down New York.
"Hey, where you from?"
"Toronto, I-"
"You're from Toronto? HEY GUYS, THIS GUY IS FROM TORONTO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA."
by L_bozo_mafia_member September 18, 2023
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Toronto Crigganem

a group of crackers and n**gas in Toronto.
The Toronto Crigganem just came back from Bangkok.
by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025
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