Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.
American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?
by IamBW July 23, 2023
Get the Torontomug. When you finger a girl on her period, you wipe your fingers on a burger, and you eat it with your partner while masturbating.
by BigFungus88 March 20, 2024
Get the Toronto Ketchup Fingersmug. by Lebronsforeskin July 31, 2025
Get the Toronto butter churnermug. A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.
A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.
That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.
That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!
Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!
Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.
by TruCrimes January 27, 2024
Get the Toronto Personmug. Just when it seems like you're about to finish you inexplicably stop performing. You came in confident, made it interesting, even dominated for a bit, but then collapsed in spectacular fashion and finished crying in the showers. No one knows why. Neither do you.
"It was going so well. I thought I was going to get a strong finish, but nope. Total Toronto Choke. Just collapsed under pressure"
by Shibbys April 29, 2025
Get the Toronto Chokemug. Toronto OH is a small town in Ohio Valley that is full of snakes and snitches. All the girls are stuck up and fake. The boys if they dont like you they snitch. Toronto OH is full off ungrateful fucks.
by ttown ghost November 14, 2018
Get the Toronto OHmug. by BrickWallWilliams October 6, 2025
Get the Toronto Crigganemmug.