TOAS City is their most natural habitat but one can also find them in nearest TOAS dorm, bar or clubs.
His eating habits are not yet completely known or understood. "I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?" is a common sentence you can hear in City.
The Toascitizen culture is something of a strange one. Their principle forms of liquid sustenance are Finnish vodka, Minttu, and Salmiakki. The combination of these drinks can result in severe headaches, impaired sexual performance, increased sexual desire, insulting other nationalities, increased desire to dance, decreased dancing performance, violent tendencies, and vomitting.
To this day, it is unknown exactly why the Citizen chooses to gorge himself on such a volatile mixture of chemicals.
The Citizen is something of a showoff, often taunting local Finnish law enforcement officials with such devastatingly intelligent insults as "Fuck da po-lice!" and "Fuck Finland!"
The male Citizen is a simple creature with a few basic mating rituals:
-Force a potential mate to consume large amounts of the aforementioned intoxicating liquids in order to reduce her brain function to his level
-Offer free entry to clubs
-Steal drinks to offer as a gift
The death of a Citizen is somewhat strange; he does not die per se, merely evolves into a greater level of complexity. It is hypothesized that the Citizen is a stage of metaporphosis that ends when the Citizen leaves a TOAS dormitory.
His eating habits are not yet completely known or understood. "I just woke up, how can I already be two drinks behind?" is a common sentence you can hear in City.
The Toascitizen culture is something of a strange one. Their principle forms of liquid sustenance are Finnish vodka, Minttu, and Salmiakki. The combination of these drinks can result in severe headaches, impaired sexual performance, increased sexual desire, insulting other nationalities, increased desire to dance, decreased dancing performance, violent tendencies, and vomitting.
To this day, it is unknown exactly why the Citizen chooses to gorge himself on such a volatile mixture of chemicals.
The Citizen is something of a showoff, often taunting local Finnish law enforcement officials with such devastatingly intelligent insults as "Fuck da po-lice!" and "Fuck Finland!"
The male Citizen is a simple creature with a few basic mating rituals:
-Force a potential mate to consume large amounts of the aforementioned intoxicating liquids in order to reduce her brain function to his level
-Offer free entry to clubs
-Steal drinks to offer as a gift
The death of a Citizen is somewhat strange; he does not die per se, merely evolves into a greater level of complexity. It is hypothesized that the Citizen is a stage of metaporphosis that ends when the Citizen leaves a TOAS dormitory.
TOAScitizen: "Yo, bro, wanna pop some K-Market blues and minttushots with pyramid in the sauna with other rapists?"
Human: "I'm sorry? Speak slowly, I'm not familiar with your language."
OR
person 1: "look at that guy dancing!"
person 2: "i know, he is such a TOAScitizen"
Human: "I'm sorry? Speak slowly, I'm not familiar with your language."
OR
person 1: "look at that guy dancing!"
person 2: "i know, he is such a TOAScitizen"
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𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
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A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
A toaster fucker is usually always apart of the cult mechanicus aka the adeptus mechanicus the cult mechanicus are people that
care for machines and praise the omnissiah a supernatural entity worshipped by the servants of the cult Mechanicus as the embodiment and bestower of all knowledge and technology in the universe. the reason why they care for machines is because they believe in the machine spirit they believe the machines have feelings if you disrespect the machine spirit it wont work is you care for it and pray for it, it will work , so they think, they say that if you don't believe in the omnissiah or the machine spirit also the Emperor you are counted as a heretic.
!Excuse me are you disrespecting that toaster as apart of the adpetus mechanicus you are considered as a heretic!
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
A toaster fucker is a person who sexuality cares for a toaster.
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From the behavior of The Poe Toaster who replaced his father in 1999. (source: Wikipedia)
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