pokey mess

when you get really fucked up the night before and when you wake up you see a huge mess that is all around you
dude i woke up and i saw this huge pokey mess! last nihgt was crazy!
by NikkiFM_AM May 21, 2008
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Texas Messes

When you cum in your sisters mouth. Your mom walks in and starts to fuck you. You come again, but into the mothers mouth. Your sister and mother spit the cum into each other's pussy and then eat each other out.
I just witnessed the first Texas Messes in my life.
by Gay Fag Bag December 06, 2016
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SM-Mess

Where you:
1. Send an inappropriate SMS to a wrong number. The recipient of the message doesn't always need to be subject of it but can still cause problems through threats of blackmail, extortion etc.

2. Your significant other reads an inappropriate TXT message on your phone. May or may not be related to your cheating, whorish behaviour.

1. I never knew I had Jeff's number until I tried to send a message telling James what a wanker he is.

2. I'm in a bit of an SM-Mess after Claire found some recent correspondence between me and my dealer after I promised her I would quit.
by Larry March 31, 2008
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Hot Mess

A term used to describe the aftermath of anal intercourse where semen, blood and feces ooze out of the anus.
After I hit that ass, it was a hot mess.
by nas'd November 02, 2011
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hott mess

A hot mess is a bad thing. Imagine a mess, (stinky clothing, bad hair) and add hot to it (sweaty stinky clothing). It is someone who is a mess, but worse.
She looks a hott mess.
by Johnzie Philzzle April 16, 2006
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Hot Mess

Is a putrid mole who is able to hide the stench of her disco pussy...
One who often drops at arq (or is banned)
G=MC dropped Dah Dah Dah
They often make high pitched and irritating noises and need to be put in the corner for time out.
by BDGurl May 31, 2011
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hot mess

This word means someone who looks dirty, or they stank. Hair is not done, clothes are dirty, teeth aint brushed,etc. This word can also mean someone who thinks that they look good, but they dont.
C.E.O. "Oh wee, there goes Big Bertha with all them tight-ass clothes on. She's got some nerve, thinkin' she looking all good with all them stomachs hangin' out!"

Billy: " Shit,that's yo girl over there, looking a hot mess!!

C.E.O. " She took all that time in the mirror, thinkin she da shit, she aint nothing but a hot mess!"
by C.E.O. December 02, 2006
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