tits

*A type of mouse (called a titmouse).
*Breasts.

*What I used to think were nipples. I must have been 10 when I thought we called'em tits, but I grew up and learned that that's what we call breasts. I don't know why. It just sounds appropriate to call nipples tits. I'll never understand this world....geez I better quit defining words this way, I think I'm beginning to like it! O,o

"Man she gots some huge tits man."

by Dave January 14, 2004

tits

breast eeding incraments
or just something nice wink wink

"Are you telling jokes. I love jokes.(-lady)
Alright you'll love this one. Why do women have boobs? (lady stands in shock)
So you got something to look at when your talkin to them."(-Peter Griffin)

by robble robble robble August 29, 2005

tit

Although it's main definition is to describe a womans breast, our definition means idiot, having a go at someone when they've done something wrong!

James and Joe were playing football against two other mates in a Wembo final, the score is 1-1 and Joe rounds the goalkeeper, plays it to James and he skies it over from 3 yards out!

Joe: James, you f***in' great tit! How could you miss that?!?!?!?! you tit!

by Chris (The one and only) w/ Mick January 2, 2007

Tits

Adj, Noun. When something is very enjoyable in a positive way.

"Those new sneakers are tits."

"Abby, I love your haircut. Your new bangs are tits."

"Pardon me, Doctor, but it would be tits if you'd prescribe me some more vicadin."

by College Student Brian S. March 10, 2005

tits

Proof that there IS a God.

Tits. Sweet, sweet tits.

by wtflollar1 January 12, 2009

Tits

Code for methylenedioxymethamphetamine(E, XTC, X, Ecstasy, MDMA, MDA, eckies, M and Ms, tulips, white doves, Love drug, Dove, Love, and Adam.)

"Got any tits?"
"Jane O.Ded on Tits"

by Peur May 25, 2005

Tit

1a) Plural. (tits) Two bags of fun found on the chest of a woman for both sexual pleasure and feeding the young.

b) sometimes found unfortunately on a man; unless your into that kinda freak.

2) Good quick sharp use of wording for someone who has acted ldiotic/foolish/stupid

1a) "She has some nice tits."
b) "YO! That man has tits!"
c) Shut up you tit.

by Pinktailplatz December 4, 2009