Fart under a giraffes ass

This is like water under the bridge, you missed me with the bullshit, it will blow over etc . In other words, don’t stress it.

Did you hear that so-and-so wants to whoop your ass, oh that’s a fart under a giraffes ass. Now

by The reverend t Texas September 22, 2019

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 21, 2016

Cooler than a giraffe’s tail

A phrase common in Southern California, started by the younger generation. Often used to express great fondness of an object, person, etc.

Person 1: Look at that surfboard over there dude
Person 2: That’s cooler than a giraffe’s tail!
Person 1: I know right?!

by TaeTaeBear_Bts March 10, 2021

you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

by Beammeupscotty March 29, 2014

new-born giraffe

This guy that plays pickup basketball who runs and plays out of control...totally uncoordinated and appears as if he will hurt himself or others at any time.

This guy is completely and utterly uncoordinated. He's a total new-born giraffe

by The CT January 23, 2006

Like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

Waiting for something for a long period of time that never happens or seemingly will never happen

Waiting for my husband to mow the lawn is like waiting for a giraffe to give birth

by Jbanana March 08, 2017

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.

Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.

by 546567589 October 10, 2007