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Safety Third

An expression used ironically before another person engages in a potentially dangerous activity or action, meant to suggest that the person should take care, but not at the expense of having fun.
Alright, off you go down this steep tree-covered hillside on your homemade go-kart, after you just finished off that 12-pack. Don't forget, safety third!
by jwadsworth January 15, 2013
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third eye blind

one of the best bands ever, released two amazing albums in which each song can be listened to for months, weeks, whatever
goooodbyyyyyyeeee doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo.
by grishinka July 24, 2003
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Third-Tier

A cultural phenomenon, which occurs when a current trend makes its way from an elite social circle to those with little individuality or mark of status. When something becomes third-tier it typically loses value and creativity along the way.
Cory’s all over print shirt had become third-tier.
by mordecai jones March 10, 2008
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Third Party

A party in the United States to vote for when both the Republican and Democrats have Elitist Puppet candidates that thrive to the same exact politices. Usually never wins a presidential election, only once in the 1800s. In the 1990s, one several Gubernational Govenor elections when a few Independent Party candidates won title as govenor. Also, the Libertarians that are considered a Third Party are the only Third Party to win an Electoral Vote when one female candidate recieved enough votes to take one of the Electoral Vote. Third Parties include the Libertarians, Constitutionals (usually just referred to as Constitution), Socialists Party USA (recieved only 6,000 votes in all elections put together), Green, Independent, American Socialists Party (different than Socialists Party USA), etc. But still, they have less chances of winning a presidential election than Justin Bieber hitting puberty.
Michael: Aw, man, Shit Romney has won the GOP Nomination, Obama and Romney are both fascists puppets. Shit Romney is just a Republican version of Obama, they both will turn the USA into a Fascist Police State.

Some Random Dude: Then just vote Third Party.

Michael: Ok.

*Final Results for Elections*

Republicans: 278 Electoral Votes

Democrats: 268 Electoral Votes

Third Party (All combined) : -5 Electoral Votes

Michael: -_-
by TrollingandPolitics1234 September 22, 2012
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third derivative

a calculus term also called "the jerk"; it is a nerdy way to tell someone off.
person one: "you smell like feet."

person two: "Golly, person one, you can be such a third derivative."
by Kimfinn April 30, 2008
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third wheeling

third wheeling is when you tag along with shawn mendes and camila cabello to the beach, to a restaurant and literally anywhere else. it WILL make you feel lonely and you WILL be third wheeling the whole time.
omg people at shawn's miami concert were totally third wheeling him and camila

did u see the pictures of them from the beach? his team was totally third wheeling them
by memeing July 29, 2019
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third-leg boogie

"I was in Chicago with Robert once. We were in his hotel room and these girls came and banged on the door, all ready for the third-leg boogie, and we're sitting there playing Monopoly."

- B.P. Fallon, former Led Zeppelin publicist, in the December 1994 issue of "Vox".
by Buckiller October 1, 2007
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