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squat pressing

1. Sexual position similar to doggie style. The woman is on her knees and elbows while the man gets behind her but remains standing up rather than on his knees. The male requires rather strong legs to sustain this position, hence the squat press.
"I was squat pressing the old lady on the bed last night."
by Ryboe September 13, 2006
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cookie press

Asshole. The part of your anatomy where cookie dough is pressed out.
by ultrafanatic January 29, 2006
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Butter press

The butter press is the act of melting 25 pound of better and putting in to tubes that have a radius of about 1 inch. After the better has been poured and frozen it is carefully removed from its mold. Next you take a really long vice and place a girl on one end and the butter on the other and start cranking until it has entered the asshole and you wait for it to begin softening and then crank it more until it exits the mouth and can be shoved into the women vagina.
Dude I totally got butter pressed last night!
by Professor Thicc December 14, 2019
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Turtle press

A turtle press is when you grab a turd out of the toilet. It can be yours or a strangers, and shove it back into your anus in case you missed any nutrients such as protein or vitamins. Thus your anus being the turtle shell and the poop being the turtle
Dude did you hear Frank doing a turtle press last night?
by Pizzafart33 May 12, 2023
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peach press

When playing halo Jeffery died so much that Amanda peach pressed his face.
by peachpressV2 February 22, 2013
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Pancake Press

The act of two partners putting their butts up against each other and popping. This causes the feces to be pressed in between the two bodies like a pancake. Usually done in sexual euphoria.
Derek picked up a girl at Panini's last night and she wanted to do the pancake press. At first he was skeptical, but now he does a solo press against the mirror everyday.
by Townsend December 13, 2008
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press the tit

For one to get a rapid move on.
Yo dude lets cut this shit and press the tit.
by Xsjado May 16, 2006
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