Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.
She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.
by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019
mugGet the Next to last samuraimug.

next level nigga

A person who does stuff out beyond of what is considered normal/acceptable. Can be unpredictable due to their abnormal actions.
Joey took a piss on a cops car, he a next level nigga.
by Haas93 February 10, 2018
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cuntrek next generation

To boldly go where others has been before.
I been in this shit and I know someone has been here before, but she's not that old she's definitely cuntrek next generation.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
mugGet the cuntrek next generationmug.

next-room-jerk

A quiet and careful masturbation session done while someone is in the next room. Done silently so as not to attract their attention and with a watchful eye toward the door.
I was so horny the other day, but my mom wouldn't leave the house. I had to have a next-room-jerk in the den while she was in the kitchen. Most uncomfortable fap ever!
by g.spell_omega April 30, 2015
mugGet the next-room-jerkmug.

next-stop-crazytown

Over the top behavior that leads friends/family/spectators to believe you have mental health issues.
Public displays of random, seemingly unprovoked outbursts or actions involving exaggerated emotion such as anger, rambling at a microphone, goofy public political discourse, or other attention-getting kooky behavior.

Guy: Did you hear Dave at the Board meeting?
Female Co-worker: Yeah, I hope he has his resume' updated, 'cuz the COO had that next-stop-crazytown look on his face when Dave started screaming at him about his plan for next year's projects. In this economy, that's just nutty.
Guy: That's what I was thinkin'.
by k2kate January 28, 2009
mugGet the next-stop-crazytownmug.

The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.
I hate The guy next to me
by wee woo October 29, 2021
mugGet the The guy next to memug.

Asshole next door

What you get when you try to do what Dr. Frankenstein did by making a boy next door out of an asshole.
She tried to take the more favorable traits/parts of guys that she actually liked and combine them with the disgusting and grotesque traits/parts of the guy she was operating on to make him more like a boy next door, but instead ended up getting an asshole next door.
by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
mugGet the Asshole next doormug.

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