Mustard Doggin’

When a guys penis is in a girl and she pees all over his penis.
Sophie I just went Mustard Doggin’ today !
by Heybhabie April 19, 2020
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DICK MUSTARD

When you are so drunk you jizz and piss at the same time.
That bastard got his dick mustard on curtains again!
by Stevio1477 January 22, 2019
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Mustard jar

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay
by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018
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Mustard Slurpie

When a man puts Mustard in his urethra and has his lover suck during a sexual period. (It's spelt Slurpie for a reason)
Male: FUCK! IT HURTS!

Male's Lover: Sorry, did I suck to fast?

Male: NAH, IT'S THE MUSTARD.
Male's Lover: Well maybe next time we shouldn't stop in the middle to try a Mustard Slurpie.
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foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.
Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.
by Aria Stormshine April 11, 2016
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Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.
I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!
by Survivor bear March 05, 2016
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crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.
I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.
by Crab masta December 28, 2016
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