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Luke

That one buff but sensitive guy in the group whose crippling insecurity prevents him from trying anything outside his comfort zone, continuously referencing memes as a way to numb the pain that is reality.
God dammit Luke stop referencing memes when no one gets it, thats why you have no friends and for gods sake can u add other games to your steam library other than CSGO, you have 300hrs on it but no hours invested irl.
by Wizard of Succ February 21, 2018
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That one guy who comes to school only one every two weeks. We don’t know how he stays enrolled, maybe it’s befaus people bribe him with pickles to stay.
Guy: Where’s Luke?

Girl: Do you even know him? He’s never at school dumb ass
by UwUdick March 6, 2019
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Luke has a smile that will instantly light up a room, His eyes are typically blue and deep like pools. Luke is tallllll as and gives the best hugs because of his long arms, and not only does he get A's in almost all his classes but he is really athletic as well (like running and basketball), he has a great personality and is always able to make you laugh, but is a little dorky as well, some would say he is the perfect guy.
Person A: oh my god who is that guy that just scored a 3-pointer
Person B: I think he's the guy that came top of my class
Person C: oh that's just Luke!
by xoxogg :) November 21, 2019
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A fairly decent man. Not too bad of a guy. Normally christian and upper middle class. He gets ridiculed for his lack of size. Often makes the joke “quality over quantity”. However, this is not a joke.
“Oh, you slept with Luke last night. I heard he has a small penis.”
by Hotsoccermom17 June 3, 2021
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Dude: stop being luke
by Slayingcube December 6, 2018
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is the dumbest name you can litterly give your son yes i have deslezyia yes i can not spell luke is not charming he sucks
by keyboarduser12 September 10, 2020
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the most handsome boy ever and i love him soso much
luke is so handsome hes my favourite i love him.<3
by Sneaky link girl #1 October 30, 2022
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