Dirty Grandpa

A drink. 1 part bourbon, 1 part Scotch, 1 part Amaretto 1 cherry. Also known as a GodFather
Bartender, another Dirty Grandpa please.
by Orb42 December 15, 2020
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Dirty Grandpa

When grandpa takes out his dentures and proceeds to eat his lovers pussy until they cum. Then will put them back in his mouth like nothing ever happened.
When you get up to be my age you’ll know what a dirty grandpa is.
by TheHolyHandGrenade February 26, 2023
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Backseat Grandpa

When a grandpa gives you head (no dentures) in the restaurant parking lot, and then afterward you get a Werther's Original from em.
"Dude, did you see that chick getting a Backseat Grandpa?" "No, hurry up the restaurant just texted me our table is ready."
by JohnnyFibblethips January 20, 2025
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Grandpa is here

When you want to read an Urban Dictionary definition, but you realize your Grandpa is here and need to clean it up
I was going to read the definition of vacation dick, but I realized my grandpa is here
by BillyBSevenOne July 03, 2022
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Grandpa hour

Grandpa hour tends to be the last hour of the day and affects men's cognitive and physical abilities. In summary, it is when men truly feel their age (and in many cases feel even older). Typically Grandpa hour sets in at around 30 years old but has been known to affect men as young as 25.
* Three thirty-somethings playing an online first person shooter against much better, young opposition

Michael - Where should we head to next?
Mark - How about this area?
Tom - Shit! There's players on the map!
Michael - Tag them Tom! Fucking tag! Where?!?? The map is huge!

Mark - Of course there's players you twat! There's 150 of us!
Michael - Ah hold up. It's 10pm. It's Grandpa hour. He can no longer do words. In fact, we're all fucked now.
by MrTeacherMan August 13, 2020
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grandpa frisk

A grandpa who is named Frisk who likes Chez and ToiletPaper and has a fetish for Cash Money
Grandpa Frisk: MASSAGE MEH FET JONEE BOAH
by November 30, 2020
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Grandpa Parent

A father who is old enough to be their childs grandpa, having kids at 40
by MessyKairos March 07, 2019
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