Corporate Punk

Corporate Punk describes punk bands or punk fashion brands created by corporate businesses that are more interested in making money than spreading a message.

Corporate Punk bands attempt to stay as apolitical as possible to be appealing to everyone. They make songs about empty anger, trying to put on a fake persona of anger without having any real opinions or thoughts in their songs. Corporate Punk bands may also be industry plants.

Corporate Punk fashion brands describes a brand making clothes with super cheap fabric and making the item super expensive. It's extra corporate punk-ish if the item is made poorly to look DIY, but still costs 50$.

Synonyms for corporate punk include; industry plant (for bands), poseur, poor mouth, and capitalist punk.
Marty: Dude, these clothes are made with such cheap fabric! Why are they so expensive?

David: It's Corporate Punk, Marty. It's just like that.
Marty: I guess that explains why it looks like something the Tramp Stamps wore during their mall goth phase
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corporate hug

A hug that is formal, light, and brief in nature while making as little contact as possible.
She gave the bankers a corporate hug to welcome them to the office.
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Corporate Philanthropist

Someone who does work to enrich a company that he doesn't actually work for or gets paid by in the middle of the night, on the weekend and/or on his day off with out home of finacial reward or recognition.
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corporate pizza

Coroprate Pizza-pizza from national pizza chain restaurants ie: Dominoes, Papa John's
I ordered a pizza last night, it was a corporate pizza, from Dominoes.
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Corporate Box

A high class escort, particularly one suited to successful businessmen.
I hired a corporate box for next Friday; she comes highly recommended.
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Corporate Thunder

"Hey, let's go hit this Corporate Thunder"
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Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360
"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"
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