Swallows and Amazons.....
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
The finale and immediate aftermath to a sexual act that many Married men are forced to quite literally BUY into.
The transferance of money in return for sexual gratification.
A "Gobble" (or Nosh) - a B.J with a Happy Ending, that being He is 'Happy' that his Jizm is 'Ending' up in Her mouth and she has contractually agreed to swallow his full Wad.
Once the woman Swallows she immediately makes a purchase from her Amazon account.
Has been known for some women to multi task, Shopping and Noshing at the same time.
However it is Legally forbidden within the contract she agreed for her to finalise the online purchase until after she has gulped down his "MONEY SHOT".
Thus defining the act... SWALLOWS and AMAZONS
Carl requested a Blow Job from Sarah.
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
Sarah negotiated a Fee (generally for some new shoes).
Sarah then 'SWALLOWS and AMAZONS'
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