terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Teras

When you are laughing so hard you are not able to type the word tears correctly

“I'm laughing in teras”

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends August 13, 2019

House of Tards

The entire Trump administration

I can't wait to watch the inevitable Netflix series, House of Tards.

by rayxtime October 25, 2017

terd

A "terd" is commonly known to be an annoyance of some sort in one's life.

He is such a terd!
What a little terd!
This a total terd!

by berber August 22, 2003

TERD BURGLAR

when the family dog sneaks into the litter box to eat cat poop.

Daisy is a terd burglar so don't leave her alone near the litter box.

by Mrs. McGuinness July 22, 2006

terd

Shit. Nothing more or less.

my terd is named mike
I have seen some big terds

by Anon. Man April 4, 2009