Shlonglongtime

Shlong longtime longtime!!!!

"SHLONGLONGTIME"

by Ejaculator machine November 5, 2020

Shlong

Dig bick

Joe momma likes my shlong

by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

Shlong logger

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.

Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021

Shlong-bong

When a female is sucking your dick with warm or ice cold water in her mouth. She inhales bouncing her tongue between your D and the water making a bong inhale noise and a jacuzzi massage function on your Dick

Popps wife gave a lot of shlong-bongs....allegedly

by Robert Robert May 18, 2021

Shlong Shlinging Slasher

The Shlong Shlinging Slasher was a hidden entity behind the sets of spongebob square. He originated from doodle bob, he became a well known serial killer. Some say hes still out there.

Some say the name of the Shlong Shlinging Slashers name was, the one, The only, “Hoo haw hee tiki tiki”

by Long_Shlong69 March 18, 2022