Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

by jtbillings June 21, 2011

Swipe

Open mouth kissing but never using tongue. Like French kissing without the slobber swap.

My first kiss was a swipe.

by 50yroldvirgin August 23, 2014

Swipe up

When a girl is giving you head and swipes her tongue over your a-hole.

Guy 1: "How did it go with that girl you met last night?"
Guy 2: " It was great! She gives the best head, she DID swipe up me and I think I liked it!"
Guy 1: "Bro..."

by vevoca March 10, 2021

safety swipe

A swift swipe using two fingers, preferably the index and thumb, to remove any possible excess semen coming from the opening of the penis. This procedure is a very smart step in addition to sexual intercourse, used most frequently during changing positions. ***Important*** The "safety swipe" is not 100% guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Although... it may improve the chances of not poppin' out another human.

P1 - "Baby flip over so I can do you from behind"
P2 - Woman flips over and says "honeybun, make sure you do a safety swipe!" (Man takes index finger and thumb and wipes off excess semen off tip of penis)
P1 - "We're good to go my little slut."

by Ishy Paka and Charzard March 6, 2010

Ass swipe

when you take your dick and rub it in her crack so shit gets on it and then she licks it off

i just gave this girl an ass swipe

by ass swipe March 3, 2009

swiney

a person appearing to be sick or ill, as if with the 'swine flu'

(kid #1): *coughs/sneezes*

(kid #2): EWW!HE'S A SWINEY, GET AWAY!

by ajaii May 2, 2009

swipes

Swipes is when someone gets a haircut especially when their neck gets shaved, and you run your knuckles up from the base of their neck causing a burn.

Hey look! Mark got his hair cut! I call swipes!!

by pwilly November 14, 2006